What's old in Absurdistan?
(just about everything, namely...)
May 95
Nothing's old yet...
June 95
ABSURDISTAN discovered
August 95
CIMRMAN'S, CZECH, MATH and WEIRD COUNTIES explored.
They will become old in a few months.
September 95
RIO BIO, EJSI and FAKE LAKE discovered. They might last new
for a few weeks, but soon will become old too. Sorry.
October 95
INFO JUNGLE discovered. Due to incredible growth of WWW,
Info Jungle was old already two weeks ago.
Facts about Absurdistan and a map were added to the main page.
December 95
PINK MOUNTAIN was found. It looks pretty old already too.
March 96
UNIVERSITY OF ABSURDISTAN got its home page. It should be old
at the beginning of a new quarter.
June 96
INSTITUTE FOR RETARDED STUDIES was adjoined.
July 96
DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION and WORSE BUSINESS BUREAU were founded.
They'll become old at the beginning of the new fiscal year.
September 96
Absurdistan's Embassy moved from "math.gatech.edu" to "trail.com".
October 96
PROJECTS RW and UVGN started. They should stay new at least
until the beginning of 97.
November 96
HIC SUNT LEONES rebuilt, counter set up.
December 96
A message from aliens added to Weird County.
Main page rebuilt. A flag of Absurdistan added to "facts".
January 97
An English mirror of the Analytic Beer homepage linked
to Math County. It was old already.
April 97
Finally! Just about everything seems to be
pretty old. I wonder how long it will last.
July 97
LA FIONCO added. It's been on the map for some
time, so it is old effective immediately. I also added a
dictionary of military slang to Czech County (only for those lucky few
that speak that funny language).
November 97
ABSURDISTAN ADULT AREA built. It'll be old soon.
September 98
Newspaper "ABSURDISTAN TIMES NINE" added.
They don't publish new stuff so it is old by definition.
July 99
"Highlights of Cimrman's life" added to Cimrman's County.
The English Pavilion added to the Project RW page.
October 99
Embarrassy of the US opened its hotline.
ANIMAL PERSONALS appended to the Absurdistan Times Nine.
[Absurdistan|
Math|
Cimrman|
Czech|
Weird|
Ejsi, DC|
UAbs|
Info Jungle|
Rio Bio]