...chronicles of an unorthodox mathematical seminar
All SERIOUS people are POLITELY
asked to leave Absurdistan
NOW!
If you think you want to proceed, go ahead, but bear in mind
that this HOMEpage is HOMEomorphic to the Cantor set,
so mind your steps.
(a city map of Pierre de Fair)
About Math County in Absurdistan
( less seriously)
The whole south part of Weird County used to be a part of Math
County. Unfortunately, during the years when the Absurd Party came to power,
mathematicians were the only group who resisted the infiltration by its
members and the Party got angry at them. It banned mathematics from all
schools and administratively placed a big chunk of math territory into
Weird County. The consequences of this unfortunate decision are
felt even in the outside world. Just open any specialised mathematical
journal and you'll have a very weird feeling.
An example of this
administrative injustice is the city of "Codimension".
Or to be more precise the city of codimension 1. As is clear from
the name this unique city has codimension 1 and that means (for
non-mathematicians) that it is 2-dimensional.
Everything in that city, including people and their feet,
is absolutely flat.
Of course living in such a city is hell, since there is no way
how to pass under the telegraph wires or over the sewage system.
Hence, every now and then, the city officials have to disconnect
and temporarily dismantle certain parts of Codimension's
infrastructure so that the citizens could do some shopping or visit
each other.
On the other hand the townfolks pay only the flat tax, which is very low,
and that makes the living in Codimension bearable.
In case the reader
wonders how people from 3-d world could travel into 2-d Codimension,
we must remark that at the city limits there are huge hammer stations which
flatten out whoever wants to be granted access to Codimension.
It is needless to say that such access is permanent and irreversible.
And while we are in Math County, if you ever get there
don't miss the Fair in Fair - an annual
county fair in Pierre de Fair. You can get all sorts of mathematical
goodies there. Candy eigenvalues, phosphorescent compact manifolds,
Klein bottles of beer, Hollywood glamour girls with elliptic curves
and non-measurable measures,
Palace of Horror for freshman calc students with skeletons made
out of integral signs, and the biggest attraction of all
- the "Moebius Strip-tease".
While in Pierre de Fair you may also want to try
its marvellous highway system. Unfortunately the highways
are too narrow for most cars and so you will have to admire them on bicycles.
At any rate, don't take mathematics too seriously.
Just play around with it and you'll have more fun than you'd ever imagine.
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