Well, it's not gonna be that easy, right?
Now that we have the Decency Act and lots of angry parents on our hands, we
can't just let people in as if it was some kind of Disney movie. So, PLEASE,
consider carefully the questions below (the estimated time for one answer
is 12 min 53 sec.).
- Are you 21 years or older?
- Is your current blood pressure normal?
- Do you want to browse material of an adult nature?
- Will you be able to understand it?
- Can you stomach explicit depictions of nudity?
- Are you dressed?
- Are you sure that there are no kids around?
- Is your homework done for today?
- Is your current blood pressure still normal?
If at least one answer was NO, we are sorry, but we would like to redirect
your attention to something
If all your answers to the above questions were YES, we would like
to congratulate you and invite you to ABSURDISTAN