Well, it's not gonna be that easy, right?

Now that we have the Decency Act and lots of angry parents on our hands, we can't just let people in as if it was some kind of Disney movie. So, PLEASE, consider carefully the questions below (the estimated time for one answer is 12 min 53 sec.).

If at least one answer was NO, we are sorry, but we would like to redirect your attention to something MORE APPROPRIATE

If all your answers to the above questions were YES, we would like to congratulate you and invite you to ABSURDISTAN ADULT AREA

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