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Absurdistan Times Nine is published on an irregular basis by the Weird County Journalists Association. Each issue is limited to just one piece of information which must be older than 48 hrs (photo ID required). The rest of the newspaper is filled with portraits of interesting earthworms, their horoscopes and memoirs. Should you witness any news unfolding in your neighborhood, call the day after tomorrow. The phone number may be obtained from the web-page of the Worse Business Bureau .

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