Down-to-Earth Dachshund N/S 4 years old, 1'2" is looking for a bitch to have a good time. Must have her own doghouse and be flee-free. Doggie style preffered. (Ad 2034)
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A purebred Persian Princess of an impeccable pedigree would like to meet a discreet, mature and handsome male cat, who is emotionally and financially stable and knows how to use a litter box. I enjoy witty discussions and scratching an expensive carpet. Can you paw the bill? (Ad 3906)
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A couple of rabbits are looking for another couple. We are 5&6 yrs old and love to swing. Good time. (Ad 4731)
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Next door elephant, slightly overweight (6 tons), family oriented would like to meet a nice single female elephant without cubs. Looking for a long term commitment. (Ad 5509)
Well-traveled stork seeking the same for quality time. Tired of carrying someone else's babies. Let's make our own. (Ad 7290)
Sentimental tiger with a fit body and a great smile ISO tigeress with the same attributes. Enjoy eating people, running in a jungle and shopping. (Ad 1029)
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