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Absurdistan is a lovely place somewhere between the East
and West Poles. It has too many characteristics to list here,
but the one you can already see is that it snows or rains there 365 days
a year (sometimes even 366 days). If snow bothers you,
come back in summer.
You are welcome to visit any place you wish - just make sure you
don't get too close to the border (unless you consider yourself
a lion food). At any rate, read the safety tips below and
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