Area: 31,415.92 sq miles
Maritime claims: a bucket of salt water 230 miles south of Hawaii
International disputes: demands federation with Venezuela
Terrain: mostly flat (the highest peak is Local Extremum in the Math County)
If the reader took the pain to add the above up (and is puzzled by the total) we must caution him/her/it that in Absurdistan the total always adds up to 96.7%
Natural Resources: coal, iron ore, tooth brushes...
Climate: extremely humid, continuous rainfall (except on Holidays)
Population: varies with season
Cities over 50,000: Ejsi, New Yarka Metelka, Codimension, Kocourkov, Pierre de Fair, Praha, Hradec Kralove, North Pole and Jarov.
Life expectancy at birth: 532 years (never reached in practice, though)
Ethnic division: Absurds(53%), Weirdos (20%), Extraterrestrials(11%), Dolphins(10%), Others(2.7%)
Languages: Czech, English, Norwegian, Pascal, Cobol, Blabol
National sport: Slug races
Form: The Absurd Party is in full control of the capital. All the bills proposed by it are automatically passed. The Senate convenes only on Saturdays as a marching band for the football team. Away from Ejsi the form of government is looser, and close to the border approaches anarchy.
Official name of the country: United Counties of Absurdistan
Capital: Ejsi, DC
Constitution: hidden in a secret place in Ejsi, DC.
Administrative division: so far four counties were discovered: Math, Czech, Cimrman's and Weird.
Legal system: civil law based on a random coin toss
Police force: mostly secret (beware of suspiciously looking trees)
National Holiday: September 9 - The National Secret Soap Day
Political parties and organizations: The Absurd Party, The Bug In Sect, Cimrman's Revival Band
Inflation rate: 0.000000000000000000000000000001%
Currency: 1 AF (absurd frank) = 99 ch (chechtakos)
Financial system: based on Rain Czechs
Main import articles: bottled drought, fish food, umbrellas, raincoats
Main export articles: strawberries, light bulbs, electronics, blondes
International debts: $9.95 to the Czech Republic for using its shape
Industry: mining equipment, mole socks, blonde parts, nutcrackers
Agriculture: strawberries, weasel farms, happy cows
Transportation: mainly horse carriages, bicycles, blimps and submarines
Defense forces: Absurdistan is surrounded by lions. That keeps all the possible intruders away.
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